Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Memo to Deval Patrick from Massachusetts

We voted for you this year. Don't take it for granted. We were so sick of Republicans in this state taking the governorship and then forgetting us that we probably would have voted for damn near anyone. But we like you. You're a good, effective speaker, earnest, and charismatic. The un-Healy, if it were. We think you'll be a pretty good governor.

But if you screw us by running for Vice-President (or anything else) before your first term is even over, we'll turn on you like a pack of jackals. Don't make the mistake of every governor since Ed King and immediately start looking for a new job. The one we just gave you is not too bad.

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