I read "The Year of the Cock", by Alan Wieder. To save you time, here's the synopsis:
- Moderately successful reality TV producer gets a case of ego, leaves long-suffering wife.
- Moves into apartment, starts screwing a diverse array of women.
- Decides his dick is too small after seeing Fred Durst naked. Goes off on obsessive dysmorphic streak and freaks out.
- Flies to NYC to win back wife. Succeeds for a while. Gets a little less neurotic and gives props to his shrink.
- After reconciliation, has a kid who he loves. Wife divorces him in the end anyways.
- Tells us how stupid he was.
Amen to that. I think I'll stay married. Then again, I was anyways.